ZAMBETE CU SCOTIENI

- Sa bea toata lumea! striga un scotian bine dispus, de cum intra in circiuma. Cand beau eu, toata lumea trebuie sa bea!
Barmanul i-a servit pe toti cei prezenti. Scotianul ridica paharul si spuse:
- Toata lumea sa fie fericita! Cand eu sunt fericit, toata lumea trebuie sa fie fericita!
Dupa ce-si termina paharul, omul tranti o suma de bani pe tejghea si dadu sa plece.
- Hei, striga barmanul! Asta e numai pentru ce ati consumat dumneavoastra!
- Asa este! Cand platesc eu, toata lumea trebuie sa plateasca!

Un fermier scotian si-a asigurat viata, la o agentie specializata.
Nu dupa mult timp, s-a inecat, intr-un rau.
La inmormantare, o vecina se apropie de vaduva.
Vecina: - Ce bine ca raposatul a fost un om prevazator! Desi nu stia nici sa scrie, nici sa citeasca ...
Vaduva: - Si nici sa inoate, slava Domnului!!!

Un scotian, ajuns multimiliardar, se casatoreste, spre uimirea generala, cu o femeie batrana, urata si rea de gura.
Un concetatean explica fenomenul:
- A procedat asa, de zgarcit ce este! Acum, intr-o singura persoana, are si nevasta si soacra ... E o economie!

[DESTINATII DE VIS] The Wild Wadi Water Park — Dubai

The Wild Wadi Water Park is an outdoor water park in Dubai, United Arab Emirates. Situated in the area of Jumeirah, next to the Burj Al Arab and the Jumeirah Beach Hotel, the water park is operated by Jumeirah International, a Dubai-based hotelier. Wild Wadi has a heated/cooled wave pool, multiple water slides and two artificial surfing machines. In addition, the park had the largest water slide outside of North America, but recently it was removed to make space for two other rides . 

Another feature of the park is an 18 m (59 ft) waterfall that goes off every ten minutes. The water park also has two gift shops, three restaurants and two snack stands. It was featured in The Amazing Race 5 and The Amazing Race Asia 1, in which teams had to slide down a 21 m (69 ft) drop. It was later featured in The Amazing Race Australia 2, but instead, the teams had to ride the Surf Machine and use boogie boards to surf their way to the end where they will get their next clue.

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CASA DE VACANTA , DE VANZARE , LANGA HANUL ANCUTEI !

Vand teren in supr. de 3952 mp ( din act 3900 mp ) , din care 1436 mp - curti - constructii (1Cc).

CONSTRUCTII :

1.o casa de locuit cu 4 camere-hol-bucatarie , cu nr. cadastral 50208-C1 , const. din valatuci , acoperita cu eternit , cu supr. la sol de 116 mp ;

2. anexa gospodareasca cu 5 incaperi cu supr. de 110 mp (valatuci - eternit )  ;

 3.anexa-garaj cu 2 incaperi cu supr. 48 mp ( valatuci/eternit ) .

Imbunatatiri : instalatie electrica : 380 V , instalatie apa curenta pe baza de hidrofor , sobe teracota (3 ) , baie cu cada si wc . Gresie / faianta in baie si bucatarie . gresie - hol , in incaperi - dusumele din fag .

4. 2 BECIURI de 12 mp / fiecare .

5. Foisor .

 BOLTA VITA DE VIE PE ROD .

 LIVADA POMI FRUCTIFERI ( prodominant meri ) .

 Porti din fier forjat. Alee cimentuita in ambele curti .ACCES LA DRUM NATIONAL .

Intregul imobil are carte funciara si nr. cadastral . , libera de sarcini si servituti ....  IN VECINATATE : ORAS ROMAN ( KM 22 ).

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[ DESTINATII DE VIS ] 20 Breathtaking Images of Deserts from Space

Sugar — Located in North Africa

20 Breathtaking Images of Deserts from Space, 19 more after the break...

Dasht-i-Kavir desert in Iran

The desert Rub al-Khali (the Middle East), which covers 583,000 square kilometers.

The Namib Desert

Oases in the United Arab Emirates

Rocks, located in the Sahara

Lut Dasht-E - sand and saline desert. Located in the central part of the Iranian plateau in the east of Iran.

Desert in Egypt

Dust storm in a desert (Chad)

Libyan Desert

Unianga lake in the Sahara Desert (Chad)

The white lines of the Gobi Desert

River in the Taklamakan Desert

Rub al-Khali desert - a vast sandy desert in the Middle East, occupying the southern third of the Arabian Peninsula.

Meteor Crater Aorounga. Located in the state of Chad

Uluru in Australia

The Namib Desert (Africa)

Structure Richat (Guell-Aire Richat) - a geological formation located in the Mauritanian Sahara desert.

Brandberg Mountains, located on the edge of the Namib Desert

Desert Dasht-i-Kavir

Photos: Barcroft Media

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